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A new poll shows that most Americans are now in favor of fighting a second civil war over the issue of trans gender people in sports. The poll, which found that 54% of its respondents would support armed conflict to determine whether girls who used to be boys should be allowed to play field hockey, also found that 87% of those in favor would still be so even if hostilities led to 'catastrophic loss of life and damage to the nation's economy and infrastructure'." "Honestly, yes, I would. Have you seen some of these dudes? With their biceps and Adam's apples," one man remarked... (More)


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We Can Always Vote this Hitler Fellow Out in Another Four Years - By: Hanz Voller - With the 1932 election fast approaching, the German people will soon have the opportunity to decide whether to re-elect "Puffy" Paul von Hindenburg or opt for real change by casting their ballot for... (More)
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As a Proud Patriot, I Will Sacrifice Nothing for My Country - By: J.T. Bell - Freedom, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These are the three pillars upon which America rests elevated above all others. They are the foundation for what makes this country the greatest in the history of mankind... (More)

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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)



 
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