Donald Trump Forgets He is Donald Trump, Blasts Self

Former President Donald Trump set his crosshairs on a new target for abuse Monday when he went on the attack against himself at a campaign rally in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Apparently having forgotten that he is Donald Trump, Trump spent a portion of his appearance mocking his own appearance and various shortcomings.

"This guy… I like to call him 'Don the Con', I don't know why... he even doesn't know the housekeeper when he was in White Kastle," Trump laid into himself semi-coherently. "Nancy Haley? Niki Minaj? How should he know? He was only present at the horse race!"

Trump later earned gales of laughter when he did an impression of himself as a mentally disabled person.

"Look at me! I'm Donald Trump!" Trump lifted his hand against his chest, simulating a dystrophic muscle condition. "I paint my face like candy corn! I keep top-secret donkeys in my bathtub!"

"I'm a fuzzy-wuzzy bunny rabbit!" Trump went on. "I rape women in department stores! Vote for me!"

Trump finished by slamming his own audience, who he called 'sleeves'.

"You're all a bunch of sleeves!" he shouted into the microphone to wild applause. "A hoppy, floppy bunch of sleeves!"