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A consortium of five Italian college students who purchased the Kansas City Royals baseball organization yesterday for 500 Euros, or approximately $75 million, has begun making sweeping changes to the perennial cellar-dwellers.... (More)
The Faggot Fathers Fought for My Right to be a Stupid Jerk - By: Some Jerk - Is it me, or have none of the dumb asses who live in this retarded country ever read the Constitution? Seriously, judging by the number of chat rooms, movie theaters... (More)
Why Do So Many of the World's Children in Need of Adoption Have to be so... Genetically Suited for Sunny Weather?By: Kimberly Miller - After a long, harrowing trial of trying to get pregnant the traditional way, and a couple of less... (More)
Obese, Malodorous Boy Missing 
The Porno of Today is More Profane than Ever Before - By: Rep. Charles Monroe (R-NE) - Ladies and gentlemen of the House, Madame Speaker, I thank you for yielding the floor to me today so I may address what I view as a growing threat to our nation... (More)
History Channel Begins Incorporating Product Placements into History
