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Poll: 50% of Country Still Gives a Shit about Abortion
A poll released this yesterday indicates that 50% of the country still gives a shit about the issue of abortion.
In contrast, deductive reasoning indicates that half the country couldn’t give a crap whether doctors continue to shitcan human fetuses from now until the end of time.
"Yeah, fuck 'em," said a man lined up outside a job center in Indianapolis.
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