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Trending Now: Americans Love Babies, Cock
Meta analysis of recent news trends reveals that Americans love babies and cock.
Primed to capitalize on prevailing appetites, Hollywood has already produced its first movie targeting these latest, hottest themes.
Described E! news reporter Chip Cooper: "Kevin James will star in 'Eight Pounds and Six Inches' as a newborn baby endowed with the penis of a full-grown man, which he uses to fight casual racism amongst celebrities."
A web search has unearthed hundreds of other short films featuring babies and penises, pointing to the pre-existence of a sub-culture of infant-male genitalia enthusiasts.
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