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Canceled or Renewed in 2020? All Your Favorite Political Administrations!

Spoiler Alert! The following article contains election results!

Last Tuesday was Election Day, and now its time to learn whether your favorite political administrations are coming back!

If you're a fan of Senator Susan Collins (R, ME) or Tina Smith (D, MN), good news! Both will be returning to Washington D.C. for six more years! If you're an avid follower of Martha McSally (R, AZ) or Doug Jones (D, AL) however, your legislators have unfortunately been discontinued. For Jones, not having the benefit of running against a pedophile this time around un-split the white Christian vote, leading to a three-touchdown loss to a football coach.

But enough hors d'oeuvres, its time for the main course! Trump! For four years, Americans have sat in thrall, sometimes unable to believe what they were experiencing. From porn star pay-offs to kids in cages to impeachment hearings and much, much more, the 45th President of the United States inspired either deep adoration or intense loathing from the electorate, generating unprecedented suspense over the question of his renewal.

Sadly for those who watched Trump's antics with more joy than unmitigated horror, the Donald's first four years in office will also be his last. Canceled by a margin of 5 million voters and counting, it appears that viewers will never have answers to some of Trump's most titillating cliffhangers: will his taxes ever be revealed? Will he kill a million Americans with COVID before a vaccine is available? Will he finally defeat the Constitution and become Covfefe for life?

As for what Trump's next endeavor will be, should he move directly from the White House to the big house, or perhaps a faraway land with no extradition agreement with the United States, it's sure to be wildly entertaining. Stay tuned!

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