Split Between Crackpot, Traditional Dumbass Faction of Republican Party Widens

Growing turmoil within the GOP continues to fuel a widening split between crackpots within the Republican party and its more traditional dumbass base.

Having failed to derail egomaniac Donald Trump's primary campaign with more conventionally stupid candidates such as Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush, idiotic Republicans are finding themselves at a loss as their party appears to grow increasingly insane.

"As Republicans, we naturally advocate both free market principles at the same time as immigration laws and trade policies designed to prevent cheaper labor from competing for American jobs," dumbass Republican Senator Lindsey Graham remarked stupidly, "but to openly promote the sanctioning of descrimination by religion and race like these crackpots at doing – that's just nuts."

One such lunatic defended her insane views.

"America is the best country in the world, but it's a complete disaster. Mostly because of immigrants and the Chinese," the crazy woman said. "The blacks have been stealing our jobs for hundreds of years. We should invade Iran."

Added the woman: "Donald Trump will America great again. It says so on his hat."

Asked for comment on the crackpot's remarks, a dumbass Republican agreed on one point.

"The government sucks," he said. "It should give me a job."