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Porn Star Katrina Coxxx Wins AVA for Best Suicide by a Parent
Porn Star Katrina Coxxx took home the coveted Best Suicide by a Parent from this year's Adult Video Awards Saturday night.
Rounding out the field of nominees this year were Lexus Hancock, whose mother took a bath with her daughter's Easy-Bake Oven, Kissy Kiss, whose adoptive father's suicide note, which read, simply, "I've gone out the window" referenced a quote from his and his daughter's favorite Woody Allen film from before she became an adult film actress, and Chrissy Cummings, whose dad stabbed himself three times in the neck with a screwdriver.
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