October 28, 2006 [home] [contact] [links] [disclaimer]
The ghost of Jacques Cousteau arrives at this year's Golden Globe Awards fresh after battling a giant octupus in hell... no, wait! That's just Michael Caine looking all washed up. File this one under 'D' for Disasters At Sea.
|Lost Chihuahua - yaps like a|
|motherfucker. If found don't|
|bring to pound - the wife will be|
|looking there. Call 221-709-|
|6711 or feel free to put in a sack|