Abortion Clinic Receives Free Advertising from Local Church

Members of a local church converged outside a local strip mall in Canyon Creek, Arizona Saturday morning to provide free advertising for the Monroe Thomas Women's Health Clinic located there, passerby report.

The volunteers, many of whom were holding signs bearing such messages as, 'Baby Killers', and, 'Babies Murdered Here', with arrows pointing to the otherwise non-descript healthcare office in which, amongst other healthcare services, abortions are performed, were spotted throughout the day by motorists travelling on Paso Rialto Blvd.

"They were really getting into it – shaking their signs and screaming at the top of their lungs," one woman who drove by described. "I was almost like, okay. Relax. If I ever need an abortion, I'll keep you in mind."

Another motorist whose wife recently terminated a pregnancy saluted the volunteers, but only wishes they had shown up earlier.

"Just last month we drove all the way to Phoenix to have our baby murdered. If I'd know there was this clinic just around the corner, we could have saved half a day's driving," he remarked.

Still, the demonstration wasn't as well received by all.

"I hate to say it since it's really the thought that counts, but the whole thing seemed kind of unprofessional," one man commented. "The signs were all homemade, and nobody was dancing or twirling them around - probably because they were on square pieces of poster board instead of laminated coroplast in the shapes of arrows."

Added the same man: "Also, this kind of enthusiasm for killing babies just seems kind of morbid. I get that overpopulation is basically the source of all of the world's biggest problems, but come on."