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Jenna Bush Expecting Rapists Child Family Couldnt be more Proud
The Bush family issued a press release yesterday stating that their daughter Jenna is pregnant with the child of a Secret Service agent who raped her and is due in February. The announcement, which proceeded to emphasize that the disclosure of Jennas condition was not politically motivated in the least, but was made in their daughters best interest to preempt any defamatory speculation of pre-marital impropriety on her part as her condition becomes more evident, was incidentally printed on pink, stork adorned stationary to suggest the baby will be a girl.
I just couldnt be more happy or proud, gushed grandmother-in-waiting Laura, The creation of new life is truly the most precious gift God has to give us, even if it is delivered through the hands of an evil rapist.
The First Ladys words were in harmony with the spoken sentiments of other members of the family, including the Presidents, whose unshakeable stance on the issue of abortion seems vindicated by his disposition on the matter. When asked by one especially brave reporter if the idea of encouraging his daughter to terminate the pregnancy ever entered his mind, Bush reportedly grew angry and stared the man down with an icy glare for several seconds before tersely responding, Youre asking if the thought of murdering an unborn baby ever crossed my mind? Well sir, thats a grave insult. There is nothing in the world that is more repugnant to me than the idea of killing an innocent child - no matter what the circumstances.
Regarding the babys father, the Bushes have nobly adopted the imaginably difficult stance the tenets of their faith prescribes, so while at once condemning the man morally for his heinous actions, the family has expressed their desire that he Do the right thing by accepting their daughters hand in marriage.
President Bush declared, On the one hand, I detest what this man has done, and I intend to see him prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, but nevertheless, theres a childs life at stake, and children need to have fathers - even if theyre locked up in prison. Now, I know a lot of people who are less compassionate than me will disagree, especially those who felt that my stance on family values and protecting human life under any and all circumstances was flimsy and open to hypocriticalization, but the fact is my views on these issues are sincere, and my stance is unwavering.
Despite the sentiments of the Bush family, it remains unresolved whether
the man who stands accused of sexually assaulting their daughter will
be released from prison before the child is an adult as he has earned
the contempt of the court he is being tried in by declining a plea bargain
and insisting on a court trial in which he be allowed to present DNA evidence
to challenge the charge of a crime he obstinately denies committing.
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