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Is Sexually Assaulting Only
Two weeks into all the hoopla surrounding Brett Kavanaugh's Supreme Court nomination, I have just one question.
Seriously? A man who grew up during the 80s and only sexually assaulted
Perhaps I'm the only one who remembers that heady decade, what with all the cocaine and booze-fueled gang rape parties that were the norm, but that's just how the 80s were. You went to a party, did some coke or got blackout drunk, and you probably raped some people. Hello?!
I mean, really?
I suppose that if you hadn't been raised during those tumultuous times that maybe you wouldn't understand. You'd take one look at all of our unnecessary zippers, big hair and loose attitude towards sexual assault and think that we were all nuts. I guess I get that. But it's called cultural relativism, people. And to crucify a boy who only engaged in this contemporary pastime
From experience, I can speak to Brett Kavanaugh's virtue.
Oh, to think of how many of my big-haired classmates I sexually assaulted back then. Even the teachers and administration were fair game. I can still remember the look on my P.E. teacher Mr. McPhee's face when I shoved that softball bat up his butt! Those were good times.
Now, what was I talking about? Oh, yeah. Collusion is not a crime!
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