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Anti-Shutdown Activists "Liberate" Coronavirus Patients from ICUs
Members of right-wing movements opposed to government-imposed Coronavirus restrictions staged raids of intensive care units in multiple states yesterday, "liberating" patients receiving care for COVID-19 infections.
Claiming that the patients civil rights were being violated, mobs of armed activists stormed hospitals in Michigan, Iowa, Virginia, and Texas in the past 24 hours, forcibly removing from their ICU beds dozens of Coronavirus, car accident and stroke victims.
"It starts with social distancing and masks, and the next thing they're tapping your phone and sticking a tube down your throat," one spokesman for the Liberate Michigan coalition remarked anonymously.
"The truth is, here's nothing wrong with these people. Its all in their heads," the man claimed, describing the men and women his group abducted, including three who have since died. "The liberal media fills their brains with so much Corona-propaganda that they think they're sick, but its the golobalist-elite power structure trying to ship all our jobs to China that's sick."
According to reports, hundreds of liberation protestors who took part in rallies over the previous week are also sick. With COVID-19.
"No we're not," the man coughed.
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