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Gay Protestors Throw Fit Over "Livable Wage"
Dozens of Wal-Mart stores and fast food restaurants around the country reported being picketed today by mobs of homosexuals confessing to their inability to live off of less than $8 an hour.
Burger King spokesperson Kathryn Brown addressed the protests.
"For thousands of years man made no dollars an hour. He sustained himself solely on his own grit and braun," she said.
Added Brown: "This man had no cable TV, dental insurance or shoes. If he was cold he foraged wood and built a fire, and if he were alive todayto view the spectacle that unfolded today in front of BK headquarters, I believe this noble ancestor would throw up."
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