Shoppers: Man Lying, Twitching on Mall Floor for Hours

CHARLOTTE, NC  – An unidentified man has spent the last several hours lying and twitching in front of an exotic jewelry kiosk at the Westgate Mall, hundreds of witnesses have reported.

According to patrons at a nearby Red Robin restaurant, the same man caused a disturbance inside the eatery earlier in the day when he began making loud grunting noises, pounding his table with his fists and knocked a glass onto the floor, prompting management to forcibly remove him from the premises.

"My girlfriend and I were having lunch when we heard a commotion, and when I turn to look, here's this dude on the ground flopping around like a fish. It was pretty weird," recounted one witness.

Other than occasionally bending or kicking his legs and pulling at his shirt collar, the man has reportedly made no attempt to vacate the area in front of the jewelry kiosk, whose proprietor, a slight Asian woman, has proven unable to budge him.

"Man is bad for business. Man must go now!" protested the woman.

According to several people who've stopped to look and take pictures of the man, he is Caucasian, approximately 35 years-old and has a foamy moustache.

"He was a white guy – like, really white," said a 23 year-old woman who confessed that curiosity compelled her to stop to watch the man for a short time before resuming her shopping, "He was also kinda ugly and was acting pretty strange."

Shoppers who plan on visiting the second floor of the Westgate Mall outside the Red Robin between Body Works and Planet Funk should be advised to watch their step.