Nation's Wealthiest 1% Occupy Americans' Lawns with Cheap Foreign Labor

Responding to the ongoing Occupy Wall Street protests, America's highest earning citizens have begun occupying the front lawns and common grounds of the 99% of the country with lesser incomes.

Constituting a massive undertaking of unprecedented proportion, counter-protest organizers have drawn millions of low-paid laborers from Asia, Latin America and the United States itself to loiter in the yards of American homes from coast to coast.

"Today I come to America, very happy," rejoiced 14 year-old Ming Jiang of China, who has earned three dollars playing the reed flute on the front lawn of Salinas, California postal carrier Dennis Churco since arriving in the US by barge two days ago.

Churco's unemployed neighbor Scott Cernansky also joined the occupation of Churco's yard.

"Class warfare is not the answer," noted a glum Cernansky from behind a 'I might someday be the 1%' sign, "Class warfare is wrong."

Despite the enormous public nuisance and widespread violation of private property laws, police all over the country have taken a hands-off approach to the 1% counter-protestors.

Remarked Los Angeles Chief of Police Alan Parker: "We respect the first amendment rights of these exploited foreign masses."