Speak English
Or Get Out of America
By: Michael Murphy
I
think people should all speak English in America because English is the
language of America, not Spanish or anything else. I am tired of people
coming here and not speaking English even though it is our language. It
is a complete tapestry.
I find myself becoming more and more indigent over how some neigborhoods
in this country look more like neigborhoods in other countrys. You want
to go to a place that looks like China, I say go to China. This is America.
Why should we go to the trouble and expinse to make signs and stuff in
other languages instead of making them learn English? When my ancestors
migrated here from Ireland they didn't expect everyone to talk Irish,
they learned themselves how to speak the natural language.
Is it right that I can't go into a resturant on American soil without
an encyclopedia? I mean, what the heck is rigatoni? I ordered it because
their wasnt spagetty on the menu and they said it was like spagetty, but
it wasnt. It was these strange tubes, so there liars too. How hard is
it to speak English anyway? Is it so omenous to say, "Hello, my name
is Ching Chang Chong, could you tell me where the pet store is?"
Seriously, I could say that when I was like three years old.
Maybe people who can't speak english are just stupid. Or lazy. Or maybe
there stupid and lazy. Either way, its a gregarious insult to not even
try to speak the natural english of a country, especially when your here
taking our mexican resturant and gardening jobs. Talk about licking a
gift horse in the mouth!
Now I know America is a melting pot distinctified by its divergence,
but somewhere there needs to be a line drawn. I think we shouldn't let
anyone in the country unless they already know English, and if they don't
we should give them two years to learn how and then give them a test to
test that they can speak it or else we should send them back from where
they came from, unless their hot (and a chick).
There's this family who lives down the street from me from Nicarauga
who have lived there for five years and the mom doesn't speak english
still. It's implacable. There should be a law against it. There should
also be a law against burning the flag.
In conclusion, I think if your going to live in America you should know
how to speak English because it is our national language. The end.
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