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Pornhub.com Issues "Call to All Cocks" for Hurricane Relief
The internet's largest pornography website Pornhub.com announced today that it will join other corporations in making a sizable donation to Hurricane Harvey relief funds.
Self-touted as the web's ultimate source of XXX porn, sex and pussy videos, the smut giant will allocate 5% of its daily revenue Monday to victims of last week's catastrophic storms, an estimated $40 billion worth of relief.
"The unprecedented disaster that has befallen Texas is a call to aid for anyone who has the means to help. Whether you're a tech company, the President of the United States or the most trusted site of quality suck and fuck videos online, it is incumbent on us to do our part," Pornhub CEO Lance Sherwood remarked.
Sherwood went on to make a "call to cocks" to all the site's visitors and subscribers for Monday's "whack-a-thon."
"Let's all rub one out for the flood victims," he urged. "Or two, or five. Let's drop some loads (of money) all over Texas."
Officials estimate the donation Pornhub's pledge would generate should be sufficient to rebuild the entire city.
"Houston took a hit last week, but it's nothing compared to the beating our meat is going to take tomorrow," Sherwood said.
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