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American Students Lead World in Swearing, Name Calling
America's youngsters lead the world in swearing and name calling proficiency, a study released today reveals.
Caleb Clark, a 5th grader at Aaron Burr Elementary, called the study "fucking stupid", and remarked that his principal is a "shitface".
Another portion of the study showed American children rank second in the world in rationalizing not giving a shit about learning.
Remarked high school senior Casey Luebke, "Whatever. Like I'm going to spend all that time studying math when 50 years from now I'm just gonna be back to drooling and shitting in a diaper like my dumb-ass grandma."
Leading the US and the world in not giving a shit about learning was Haiti for the third consecutive year after the entire nation officially gave up in 2010.
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