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Jets Trade Tebow, Soul to Satan
The New York Jets agreed to trade Tim Tebow and the team's soul to Satan today.
Despite not having their future compensation for Tebow and their soul guaranteed from Satan, the Jets say they're confident of the trade's mutual benefit.
"I've made a career going with my gut, and my gut is telling me here we can trust Satan," Tannenbaum said.
The Jets also reported today that they have traded traded quarterback Mark Sanchez for a Peyton Manning rookie card.
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