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Trump's Feud with Girl Scout Enters Second Week

A growing number of Girl Scouts, their parents and troop leaders are coming out in opposition to Donald Trump over his ongoing feud with 12 year-old Cadette Jordan Parker of Escondido, California.

Starting with a series of remarks posted by Parker on her Twitter page referring to Trump as 'freaky' and 'kind of a creeper', the Republican Presidential nominee fired swiftly back last Sunday.

"Look who's talking. It's Tina Fey's ugly niece. Write back the next time I need to spot a woodpecker," he tweeted.

Then, moments later, Trump added: "You know they're not called Thin Mints because they're diet food, right, sweetheart? I mean, seriously."

Trump's latest digression reportedly has staff and advisors desperate to get their candidate back on message, but so far to no avail.

"I don't back down. Let me tell you," Trump remarked yesterday. "I'm not just going to sit back and take a bunch of trash from some four-eyed, sash wearing floozy."

Most recently, Trump has conflated his latest running dispute with Muslim extremism.

"Ms. Jordan is clearly a pawn in Crooked Hillary's plot to impose Sharia law. Get smart!" He tweeted.

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