Trump Sends Family of Fallen Green Beret 6-Foot Party Sub

Still facing fallout over a phone call he placed to the widow of a Green Beret killed in Niger last week that many deemed insensitive, Donald Trump sought to mend fences with the family today by sending a Subway party sub to their home.

"It's the least I could do for these people, these terrific people who really are wonderful people - whose husband, son, and possibly father paid the ultimate price for this terrific country of ours... so that they can enjoy a sandwich as beautiful as this, which I have given them, and that I hope they enjoy," the President remarked.

Reportedly six feet long, the longest sub that Subway offers without more than 24 hours notice, the sandwich was reportedly a medley of Subway's favorite sub options - containing equal lengths of Spicy Italian, Subway Club and Cold Cut Combo meat, cheese and veggie combinations.

"It had something for everybody. It had meat and cheese, and then some other kinds of meat and cheese. And it was from Subway, so you know it's the best," said Trump.

The President was also careful to mention that he paid for the sub himself, and didn't use any coupons.

"One could say that I also paid the ultimate price. Ninety-six dollars," he said. "But that's fine. It's fine. These are terrific people, and I hope they enjoy."

As of press time, the grieving family has said that they have yet to receive the sub, but that the President can: "Take his sandwich and shove it up his ass."