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Election Denier Also Denies Own Lost Election, Hair, Youth, Wife

Brice Waterford, an election denier who has repeatedly claimed that Democrats cheated to install Joe Biden as President, is now denying that he lost his own race for Secretary of State of Nevada, as well as his hair, youth, and wife, among other things.

"It's just not possible. You look at all the factors factoring into this midterm: the rising inflation and crime, the fact that the President is a Democrat with unfavorable approval ratings, only a complete idiot could possibly lose," Waterford said.

The 49-year-old also denied that his opponent's comparative youth and vigor might have contributed to his victory in an election where younger voters turned out in higher numbers.

"That's completely false. I'm not that old, and I still have most of my hair," Waterford claimed inaccurately.

"People are often surprised when I tell them how old I am," the ex-State Senator continued. "I'm actually in the best shape of my life," he said, which is unfortunate.

As of press time, it was reported that Waterford's wife has filed for divorce, another fact he is in denial of.

"Cheryl would never leave me. I'm the best thing that ever happened to her," he said.

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