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Homeowners Association Bans Stroke Victim Suspended Police Officer Reduced to Beating, Gassing Own Family - While an internal investigation continues to wrangle with the question of whether excessive force was used by Deputy Kyle Ramsey during his arrest of a loitering suspect two weeks ago, the officer has resorted to... (More)
Suicide FamilyNine Year-Old Outvoted 3-1 In Family Suicide Pact - Despite the stubborn opposition to the plan by youngest member Robby, the Peterson family of Whispering Water Lane in San Jose, California will commit suicide together this weekend after systematically destroying all their possessions... (More)  
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After suffering a debilitating stroke that has impaired her speech and left her with a severe limp, Diane Bell of Irvine, California was in for yet another unpleasant surprise. Weeks after her return from the hospital, Bell received a letter from her homeowners association informing her that she was ... (More)
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