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Afghanistan - Seven years after being routed by American and Northern Alliance forces, the Taliban is back and stronger than ever - a resurgence being fueled in no small part by a popular campaign of corpse disposal that has already removed thousands of dead bodies left littered across... (More)



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Pathetic GuyYou're Just the Right Fellow to Plow My Wife - By Nathaniel Berne - The moment I set eyes on you—hold on, let me take that back—the moment I heard your commanding voice on the telephone, I knew instantly that you were just the right guy to... (More)
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BinLadenI Hereby Announce My Retirement as World's Scariest Motherfucker - By: Osama Bin Laden - Twenty years ago I left my home in Saudi Arabia with two bad kidneys and a dream of being the most despised and feared person on the face of the earth... (More)
Taliban corpsesTaliban Resurgence Fueled by Corpse Removal Campaign

Babs sex advicePractical Sex Advice for Sound Relationships - With: Barbara Bush - Former First Lady and current First Mother answers all your dirty sex questions...(More)

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