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ISIS Member Infiltrates Alabama Cracker Barrel Nationwide, Papa John's Cut Ties with Blundering Manning
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Despite efforts by their state's government to shield them from radical Islam, a member of the terrorist organization ISIS has infiltrated a Cracker Barrel restaurant in Brownsboro, Alabama, some of its patrons say. "He was in there this morning, I saw him waiting tables," one woman from nearby Gurley reported. "He smiled at me and asked me if I wanted more coffee. It was terrifying." The man, identified as recent Cracker Barrel... (More)
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Have I Mentioned Yet that My Parents Are Illiterate Shit for Brains? - By: Ted Cruz - You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so. I come from very humble beginnings. In fact... (More)
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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