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Former Chargers Season Ticket Holder Looking Forward to Sundays Getting Drunk at Home, Picking Fights with Family CIA: Chinese Hackers Helped Elect Tenn. Governor-Elect Zhipeng
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Despite his disappointment over his team leaving San Diego for Los Angeles, former Chargers fan Scott Lowry says he's looking forward to spending his extra future Sundays getting drunk and picking fights with people around his own home. "It's sad to lose the bolts, but hey, I guess that frees up ten more Sundays a year," Lowry said. A husband and father of three, the 40 year-old Carlsbad man says he figures there's always enough alcohol and people around his residence... (More)
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But I Don't Wanna Go Back to Work! - By: Dale Kuyack - I don't care if I miss the bus. I don't wanna go back to work. And you can't make me! Please don't make me. I'm old and sickly. And I don't wanna. All the other employees are going to be less than half my age, and they're going to laugh at me... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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