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Frustrated consumer Greg Brengle took to social media today to call attention to the porn industry's sluggish resupply of new porn on the internet. "Seriously, can we get some new porn, plz?" he posted on's message board. "Just whacked off to the same daddy-daughter-anal-camping video for the second time this week." According to the unemployed 58 year-old, the internet's snail-like production of pornography has him constantly scouring dozens of hardcore websites for new X-rated material... (More)
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But I Don't Wanna Go Back to Work! - By: Dale Kuyack - I don't care if I miss the bus. I don't wanna go back to work. And you can't make me! Please don't make me. I'm old and sickly. And I don't wanna. All the other employees are going to be less than half my age, and they're going to laugh at me... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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