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CNN is not looking forward to introducing their first first-person mass shooter, the cable news network announced today. Recorded by a helmet-mounted camera CNN will provide, the footage will offer viewers unprecedented coverage of the gruesome tragedy from the shooter's point of view as he stalks a school, shopping center or nursing home somewhere in America... (More)


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Christian Corner: With Jerry Luebke and God - Jerry describes his profound relationship with the Lord while God details his plan to kill Jerry Luebke... (More)
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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