To celebrate the release of the entire Gilmore Girls series on Netflix Instant, Warner Brothers has released several new bonus scenes from the show, including one in which Lorelai (Lauren Graham) and Rory (Alexis Bledel) totally go at it. In the scene, Graham and Bledel, who play mother and daughter on the show, are watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... (More)
I've Got a Mouth on Me - By: Gerald Madison - Hey shitface, guess what? I got a mouth on me. At least that's what all the fart-sucking dicktards in this jiz-stain fuckberg of a town say, anyway. All my teachers have said so... (More) 
Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More) 
Republicans Push to Elect President by Candidate Receiving Least Amount of Votes
Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)
Man Protesting Death of Man Beaten to Death by Police Beaten to Death by Police
