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Report: 1.2 Billion Children Starving for Content

Charlotte Zoo Encouraging Patrons to Harass Gay Penguins
Man Takes 40,000th Shit
Congress Fights Pentagon Plan to Cut Zeppelin Funding
Fox to Launch Fox Kids News Channel for Pedophiles
Study: Violence 99% Effective Against Sass-Mouth

Two students at Sunset Hills Middle School in Tustin, California got the shock of their life Thursday when their dad, Major Rick Rasmus of the US Army, walked into their classrooms. Rasmus, who has completed two tours of duty in Iraq and spent the last 11 months killing people in Afghanistan, including women and children, reportedly snuck up on his 13 year-old daughter Jordan while she... (More)


Porn Star Chloe Cox Placed on Injured Reserve with HIV
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I've Got a Mouth on Me - By: Gerald Madison - Hey shitface, guess what? I got a mouth on me. At least that's what all the fart-sucking dicktards in this jiz-stain fuckberg of a town say, anyway. All my teachers have said so... (More)
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

Republicans Push to Elect President by Candidate Receiving Least Amount of Votes

Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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