Most Redskins Fans Now Favor Name Change to Los Angeles Whatever-The-Fucks

A large and growing majority of Washington Redskins fans now say they would support changing the name of the team to the Los Angeles Whatever-The-Fucks, a new poll shows.

The poll, which reported 72% in favor of the name change, also showed that 72% of Skins fans would favor the team being known as the Milwaukee Native Americans or the Orlando Who-Gives-A-Shits.

Suggested one fan: "The NFL has been toying with putting a team in London for awhile. How about the London Suckfuckers?"

A follow-up poll revealed that 0% would support a name change to the Washington Whatever-The-Fucks, Native Americans or Who-Gives-A-Shits.

Still another poll showed that 1% of D.C. residents would prefer to attend a Washington Mystics WNBA game over a Redskins game, up from 0% in September.

"Fuck the Redskins and fuck the Mystics," one Washingtonian remarked, "Girls shouldn't play pro sports, and I've actually never heard of the Mystics."