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Sex Tips for People Who Don't Like Their Spouse In the spirit of all those awful fashion magazines like Vogue and Cosmo that customarily include one page of rehashed sex tips somewhere inside their monthly publication of 850 pages of advertisements, below are a number of highly useful sex tips for people who couldn't care less:
• Have a make-out session - Make out like you're going for cigarettes, then never come back. • Do it yourself - While doing the laundry, suggest to your wife she sit her gelatinous ass on top of the washing machine during the rinse cycle and go to town. That way, she can have her daily orgasm and get your clothes clean at the same time.
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