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What? This is France, not Italy. Why do you think I have this out-rageous accent? Ughh, I don't want to talk to you any more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

Go Back And Try Again, Stupid!

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mental anguish from extended
exposure to the music of The
Offspring? You might be entitled
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