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Video Games Causing Many Older Americans to Think They’re Wizards, Fairies - In the wake of the video game industry’s recent demographic busting expansion, millions of elderly Americans have begun dropping their bingo cards and picking up Wii and Xbox paddles over the last few years – sometimes with unnerving consequences, a new report shows. In contrast with the ambiguous influence video games exert over the behavior of their younger enthusiasts, many senior gamers are not only emulating... (More)

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Olympic Sponsor Coca-Cola to Invest $10 Million towards Building Cemeteries in Darfur - As corporate sponsors of the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing face the increasing probability that the growing firestorm surrounding China’s human rights and environmental transgressions will harm more than help the profile of their brands, Olympic partner Coca-Cola announced yesterday that they will invest $10 million towards the construction of cemeteries in the Darfur region of Sudan... (More)


Malfunctioning Navigation Systems Leading Hundreds of Motorists to Their Deaths - If your car's navigation system told you to drive off a cliff, would you do it? Tragically, many would, and are, driving the death toll from accidents caused by anomolous glitches in the network of satellites comprising the world's global positioning system over two hundred since last week. The two hundredth... (More)

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