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God Pairs Woman with Obese Sociopath through Pharmaceutical Company Invents New Mental Disorder
Jeb Bush Announces Candidacy for President
Gun Owner Successfully Protects Home from Kitten
Communist Bernie Sanders Calls for Ban on Thanksgiving
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Charlotte Zoo Encouraging Patrons to Harass Gay Penguins
Ted Cruz Replaces Daughter for Presidential Campaign Run
MT. PLEASANT, NC - 23 years of patient chastity and faith were rewarded for local single Meagan Goldschmidt this week when God appointed her a male partner through After "hooking up" on the popular dating site, Goldschmidt says she first met her man, 27 year-old overweight sociopath Jefferey Hoff, at a Subway restaurant in Pioneer Creek. "Jefferey is certainly a unique individual... (More)
Report: 1.2 Billion Children Starving for Content
Fox to Launch Fox Kids News Channel for Pedophiles

Have I Mentioned Yet that My Parents Are Illiterate Shit for Brains? - By: Ted Cruz - You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so. I come from very humble beginnings. In fact... (More)
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

Kochs Offset Gates Foundation with $550 Billion Donation to Evil

Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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