Heroin, a derivative of the anesthetic morphine, has been found to effectively cure the affects of life on the lives of its users, according to a study authored by Aaron Brindell, formerly of the California Institute of Technology. Also known as "smack", "junk", "H" and "scag", heroin successfully treated every strain of life in 100% of the subjects who... (More)
Go Florida Dolphins! - By: Mitt Romney - If there's one thing I love as much as America's freedoms, people, land, and all the opportunity it is filled with, it would be the Florida Dolphins. Go Flippers! Perhaps you'd take me for a fan of my hometown Patriots, or maybe the Salt Lake City Jazz... (More) 
Yes, I Could Stop the Execution of this Likely Innocent Man, but Meh - By: Clark County Superior Court Justice Stephen McNally - Yeah, yeah, I am aware of the newly discovered facts that cast a heavy shadow of a doubt on whether or not what's-his-name who's going to be... (More) 
Romney Accuses Gingrich of Supporting Legislation to Keep Diseased Cattle Out of Food Supply
Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)
Man Protesting Death of Man Beaten to Death by Police Beaten to Death by Police
