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30 year-old killer whale Tilikum pled not guilty Wednsday to murder charges in connection with the horrifying death of Dawn Brancheau at Sea World Orlando two weeks ago. Appearing beside his court-appointed attorney Miguel Estrada, the 6 ton Orlando area bull orca submitted his plea by waving... (More)
Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice, submit... (More) 
The President's A Nigger! - By: A Racist Just Awoken From A Coma - If you know Cecil Posey, you still wouldn't know half of how jazzed I was to wake up from 34 years in a vegetative state to find out my beloved New Orleans Saints had just won the Super Bowl. The Saints. Won the Super Bowl? I woulda... (More)
New Job Center Training Ex-Blackwater Agents in non-Rape, Murder Skills 
Y'all Can Suck Me - By: Tiger Woods’ Dick - What you lookin' at? You gotta problem? Huh? What, you think I got some splainin' to do? Yeah? Well, fuck you. I don't justify myself to nobody. Fuck all dat. I fuck what I want, when I want, and if you don't like it, you can suck me. Nigga please. I been hearin' a lot of contrite-ass shit... (More)
Congressional Cock-Off Mired in Deadlock
