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A profound sense of disorientation fell over David Shipp upon his return to the United States after completing an 18-month contract with Blackwater  (now Xe Services) in Iraq, where he could shoot anyone who looked at him cross-eyed and be paid by the head. Back in his newly strange native country... (More)



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Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice, submit... (More)  
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The President's A Nigger! - By: A Racist Just Awoken From A Coma - If you know Cecil Posey, you still wouldn't know half of how jazzed I was to wake up from 34 years in a vegetative state  to find out my beloved New Orleans Saints had just won the Super Bowl. The Saints. Won the Super Bowl? I woulda... (More)
Congressional Cock-Off Mired in Deadlock

Y'all Can Suck Me - By: Tiger Woods’ Dick - What you lookin' at? You gotta problem? Huh? What, you think I got some splainin' to do? Yeah? Well, fuck you. I don't justify myself to nobody.  Fuck all dat. I fuck what I want, when I want, and if you don't like it, you can suck me. Nigga please. I been hearin' a lot of contrite-ass shit... (More)

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