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Black History Month Now 65% Hispanic Navy Launches First Gay Submarine
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Though still commonly known as "Black History Month", February is now 65% Hispanic, a recent study has shown. Established in 1926 to coincide with the birthdays of Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln, data indicates that 18 of the 28 days of the month are currently less associated with African American heritage than Hispanic culture - such as the birthday of singer-songwriter Shakira (February 2nd), and the Fiesta de San Blas, the patron saint... (More)
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Have I Mentioned Yet that My Parents Are Illiterate Shit for Brains? - By: Ted Cruz - You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so. I come from very humble beginnings. In fact... (More)
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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