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Melania Trump Publishes Masterful "Peace and War" Young Trump Supporter Tells Most Adorably Racist Joke
 
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"Peace and War", a new book penned by Melania Trump, has taken the literary world by storm as readers and critics alike hail the work a modern masterpiece. Released Tuesday, the 1,052 page tome charts the history of the French invasion of Russia and the impact of the Napoleanic era on the nation's Tsarist society during the early 19th century. "It's a nice book," Melania remarked. "I like to write." Melania's narrative style, simultaneously omniscient and... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)
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Have I Mentioned Yet that My Parents Are Illiterate Shit for Brains? - By: Ted Cruz - You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so. I come from very humble beginnings. In fact... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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