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ISIS Leader's Twitter Page Nothing But Mutilated Kittens 'To Kill a Mockingbird' Sequel to Feature Scout Finch as Prostitute
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ISIS leader Ahmad Al-Brijawi's Twitter feed is nothing but pictures of mutilated kittens, many of those who have visited his page complain. As of February 25th, 13 of the prominent terrorist's last 14 tweets have included photos of smal or baby cats that have been seriously maimed or killed, including his most recent tweet, which features what looks to be a... (More)

Town to Host Race Riot

I've Got a Mouth on Me - By: Gerald Madison - Hey shitface, guess what? I got a mouth on me. At least that's what all the fart-sucking dicktards in this jiz-stain fuckberg of a town say, anyway. All my teachers have said so... (More)
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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

Republicans Push to Elect President by Candidate Receiving Least Amount of Votes

Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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