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House Republicans introduced a bill on Capitol Hill this morning that would overturn the Second Law of Thermodynamics. HB 5101, titled the "Peace and Order Bill", seeks to reverse the over 150 year-old axiomatic empirical finding that the total disorder of an isolated system shall always increase over time. "Since its conception, this law has done nothing but to promote trouble and chaos on our home shores and beyond," Rep. Jim Bridenstine, R-OK, a member of the Republican... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)
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Have I Mentioned Yet that My Parents Are Illiterate Shit for Brains? - By: Ted Cruz - You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so. I come from very humble beginnings. In fact... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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