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Trump Eliminates Minimum Food Limits in Kids' School Rat Feces Trump Supporters Also Fuck Up Vote on Where to Go for Lunch
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Heralding a major victory for dozens of commercial food distributors around the country, companies will no longer need to abide by standards that kids' school rat feces contain a minimum of amount of food. Calling the previous requirement that at least 49% of the rat feces served children in the nation's public schools must consist of food 'arbitrary' and 'burdensome', school lunch contractors such as Wilmington, Delaware's AAA Urban and Industrial Waste Management are cheering today's announcement... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)
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Point, Counterpoint - A Debate on the Republican Healthcare Bill - I will be frank and to the point. If the Republican healthcare bill recently passed by the House of Representatives is signed into law in its current form, my child and most of my family will die. y four year old daughter... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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