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Ukrainian rebels have denied not shooting down a private jet carrying millionaire playboy Dan Bilzerian. The denial comes just hours after a spokesman for the same separatist group denied having shot down the plane. "We first denied shooting it down in case it was another plane full of innocent people, but honestly, yes, we shot down the plane... (More)


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Christian Corner: With Jerry Luebke and God - Jerry describes his profound relationship with the Lord while God details his plan to kill Jerry Luebke... (More)
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Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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