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To all tourists and romantic sightseers - take a trip on a hot air balloon if you get the chance - I've done it. The pre-flight fiasco was encouraging. An unexpected wind blew the balloon bag over like a giraffe collapsing from a drug overdose - subsequently pulling the basket over onto its side and sliding across the field, flattening a fleeing cow as the pilot clung spread-eagled to the cage, screaming expletives in front of children. An auspicious beginning to a once in a lifetime adventure. Climbing aboard... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)
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Have I Mentioned Yet that My Parents Are Illiterate Shit for Brains? - By: Ted Cruz - You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so. I come from very humble beginnings. In fact... (More)

Kochs Offset Gates Foundation with $550 Billion Donation to Evil

Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)

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