As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag. Let us consider what God must have meant when He issued this most important of commands. Though He didn't specifically exempt homosexuals from obligatory neighborly love, it is most certainly the case that He didn't do so... (More)
I'd Like to Thank the Troops for Protecting My Fat Wife and Useless Kids - By: Rod Bower- Let's face it. The world has gone to hell in a hand basket. There are so many terrorists and anti-American psychopaths roaming the planet these days you'd almost think there was a reason for their ill will ... (More) 
Yes, I Could Stop the Execution of this Likely Innocent Man, but Meh - By: Clark County Superior Court Justice Stephen McNally - Yeah, yeah, I am aware of the newly discovered facts that cast a heavy shadow of a doubt on whether or not what's-his-name who's going to be... (More) 
Al-Qaeda Offers to Free Hostage in Exchange for 1,000 Puppies
Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)
Man Protesting Death of Man Beaten to Death by Police Beaten to Death by Police
