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Mitt Romney fired a new salvo against rival GOP candidate Newt Gingrich today, accusing the former House Speaker of supporting legislation that would have kept diseased cattle out of America's food supply. "For all the lip service my opponent pays to smaller government, records show that during his tenure in Congress... (More)



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Go Florida Dolphins! - By: Mitt Romney - If there's one thing I love as much as America's freedoms, people, land, and all the opportunity it is filled with, it would be the Florida Dolphins. Go Flippers! Perhaps you'd take me for a fan of my hometown Patriots, or maybe the Salt Lake City Jazz... (More)
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Yes, I Could Stop the Execution of this Likely Innocent Man, but Meh - By: Clark County Superior Court Justice Stephen McNally - Yeah, yeah, I am aware of the newly discovered facts that cast a heavy shadow of a doubt on whether or not what's-his-name who's going to be... (More)

Overrated Skank Wins Award for Playing Old Limey Cunt

Teen Corner - With: Former Soviet Red Army General Uri Pavlovich - Regarded as the most astute of any former Soviet Red Army General on issues concerning contemporary American teenagers, Uri Pavlovich's constructive insights are an invaluable resource. To solicit General Pavlovich's peerless advice... (More)

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