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In what many military experts have deemed the most pivotal battle in the War on Christmas, Christian forces remain under bloody siege in Santagrad. After suffering heavy early losses and a failed defense of the Gingerbread Railroad that has since reduced many of its faithful to subsisting entirely on fig pudding and fruitcake airlifted to them by their grandparents, the Christian soldiers have still managed to repulse all attempts by the secular and non-Christian armies to breach the city's interior beyond... (More)
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Ooh! Look at My Son, the Big Shot President! - By: Fred Trump - Oh, hey everybody! If it isn't my son Donald, the big shot President! Just look at him, sitting at his big, important desk in his big, snazzy Oval Office in his big, fancy White House. Whoop-dee doo! President Trump! Who would've guessed... (More)
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Take Your Huddled Masses and Shove 'Em - By: The Statue of Liberty - Take your tired and your poor, your huddled masses, yada, yada, yada, and shove 'em. Let them be poor and miserable somewhere else. Fuck off. Country's full. I know what my stupid plaque says. I don't care... (More)

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Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself - Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag - By: Jerry Wallingford - As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course thy neighbor is a fag... (More)



 
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